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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 12:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

'Look At That! Come On!': White Sox Announcer Incensed Over Benches-Clearing Rundown - Sports Illustrated

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

How much gold is there in the world? - Live Science

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Boris Johnson says that “Starmer picked a fraudster for his Cabinet because he is the fraudster-in-chief. And he knows, in his heart, that the whole government is a fraud.” Do you agree with Boris Johnson about Starmer?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

AMD Stock Soars as Piper Sandler Raises Price Target After 'Advancing AI' Event - Investopedia

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

I worked at 23andMe during its collapse. Here’s what the next consumer-genomics giant needs to understand - statnews.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Aut explicabo sapiente quis consequuntur fuga consectetur fugit.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

What are the best AI tools for recruiting?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Minds and Behinds

Order of selection for 2025 NHL Draft - NHL.com

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the recommended frequency for using a red light therapy device for skin?

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Why do atheists demand that everyone must accept their own self-definition? Is that any different from demanding others must accept their choice among 87 genders or be labeled as a bigot?